My father works in a bank. They called him tonight saying they couldn't close the external door, it got stuck.
I went with him, and was treated to him and one of his coworkers using pry-tools and looking generally like sketchy burglars. The people who were passing us by kept doing double takes.
One of them took his cell out after passing us, wonder if he called the police...
Oh man, it was so utterly ridiculous.
Ok, I'm done with the pointless update.