Man, how come no one mentioned this to me?
I was looking for alternative Internet Browsers (I'm on Firefox, but I noticed it tends to slow down some java features, so I tried Opera but it was messing with my pc so...) and I came across this: Maxthon.
Never heard of it.
And while I was looking at the download page, I saw it had various language packages downloadable, I scroll looking for Italian and BAM! What do I see?
Milanese slang! ROTFL!
If you scroll, there's Roman as well.
This is priceless, lol!
Well, here's your change to dab into my language people, download that browser with the milanese package! :P